Searching strict teacher

Hi I was wondering, is there any teacher here who wont mind teaching a student with strictness and wont mind applying punishment and scolding if study not done properly? Please respond if there is any :) I wish to discuss something.

Pardon, RONY? Are you seeking an academic teacher (in which case - why on here?) - or a Dominatrix (in which case - why on here?).

Another entry for letters to Penthouse?

Hahahahaha!!! Thanks for that, I needed it! Got stopped by the "Policia" today, merely for doing a three-point-turn... TWO HUNDRED EUROS! I felt like saying - who did I kill? But they wear guns so I didn't, LOL. Anyway, cheers! :-) Feel free to post any other likewise appropriately sarcy comments. They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but 'they' are your Cluster B's (no SOH, don't get sarcasm either) so - carry on with my heartfelt encouragement, LOL.

PS: I was tempted, originally, to reply: Go and stand in the corner and don't come out until I say so, LOL. Haaah...trolls, doncha love em ("ker-BOOM!").